My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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