I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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