Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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