I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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