dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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