ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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