moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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