I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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