His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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