Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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