the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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