please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she peed on how many people?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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