I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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