they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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