Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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