Do you still have your period?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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