You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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