So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Randomize
