hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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