just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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