i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
well you can't waste a boner
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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