how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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