Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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