Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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