I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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