I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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