what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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