I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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