Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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