It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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