if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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