: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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