im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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