They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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