I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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