I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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