So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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