grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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