I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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