Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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