so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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