What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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