if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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