And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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