i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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