is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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