i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I have already put on my inside pants.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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