Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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