if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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