i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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