She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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