I just pynch a tree in the face
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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