Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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