you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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