Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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